I gotta have one of these!!!
Be there, before you plan to get there…
I’m TRANSFORMED…You?
One laid-back, after-the-payday morning, I decided to go to the mall. I’ll save my time for shopping, gimmicking, strolling, gaming, and sightseeing for later. I’m here just for the food. You heard me right, and guess what, it’s not me who will do the eating.
I chose Sbarro for the day. Italian. This is my anti-stress restaurant, where eating here is like a vacation. My first choice is the delectable Baked Ziti (which comes with seasoned baked bread). Choose half when you’re going solo, but it’s best shared, so go and order the whole. In layman’s, it’s macaroni: medium-size macaroni and cheese. Not just cheese, I think it’s mozzarella cheese. Choose white or tomato sauce, with or without meatballs, but I prefer meat sauce. Hey, you ordered whole right? What you can do is request a Half-White-Half-Meat Sauce Combo. It really looks good! Top it all out with Parmesan cheese, but it doesn’t end there. Add Oregano, Basil and Granulated Garlic to taste. Fork it out and feel the mozzarella cheese wrap around the Mac from your plate to you taste buds. With meat sauce, the taste blends very well until you’re done with the dish. The sauce drowns the cheese and spices on the plate, so finish it up with the bread by running it across the plate clean.
I’m going for pizza for my next. Choose whatever you want, but I’m going for the Chicago Deep Dish. Think THICK! This is hardcore pizza, redefines the term "Stuffed". I don’t know how to describe it, but it’s a pizza with the toppings literally "not-on-top". Imagine crust at the bottom, meat, cheese, everything inside, another dough, pizza sauce then Parmesan cheese. Make it more than supreme by adding the 3 spices. The "deep-dish" is best served oven-fresh along with fresh tomato dip something. Choose to pour-it-all-on-top, slice-and-dip, or dip-and-straight-to-your-mouth. The sauce mixes the taste making it entirely rewarding experience: from the crust, to the meat, to the sauce, to the spices, to the cheese. I tell you, it’s a MEAL (in all capital letters).
But if you’re going light, try the White Pizza. It’s the ALL-CHEESE pizza with white sauce. I don’t know how it got there, it’s seems like every bite, you’ll feel the white sauce through the very crust of the pie. Spice it up for a fun experience.
For dessert, get that cherry cheesecake. It’s topped with a bright red cherry, so be ready for a fight for that. Then again, everybody wins on every bite of the slice. Wash it with any drink you want…even water.
Done. That’s heaven for a day. I feel the big lump on my tummy. Don’t worry, that will last for a day. So when is the next time?
Ingredients:
2 slices melon (or more)
1 glass fresh milk (full, non-fat or skim)
4 ice cubes
Steps:
1. Remove skin from melon.
2. Slice melons into small cubes.
3. Put sliced melons in glass.
4. Pour fresh milk into glass.
5. Put 4 ice cubes in glass.
6. Stir.
7. Drink.
8. Say "Ahhhh…" (isipin mo nalang coke yan).
9. Use fork to make sundot melon and eat.
Serves up to 20 persons enough for the whole barkada! YEHEY!
Surge…
A sudden burst of feeling that cannot be controlled
An energy trapped in a man’s container
Never been this strong, never been so disruptive
Dictated by external symptoms
Triggered by outside resistance
It prohibits walking
More of like going into running
Picture it as human
Trapped in a solid monumental statue
Trying to get out, to get out…
I stand and wait
But the legs keep on moving
Kicking straight down
Sooner or later on
It thrusts…
It may be anger
Ain’t outside aggression
Keeping it inside
Because nobody is involved
No one else
My bones may be brittle
They will soon break in contact
Will never be my weak spot
Every STRIKE…
Every HIT…
Surprise me if you can
Pass the test to be will’s nemesis
For every man has its own foe
Its own ally
But in the end
Man will sleep and rest
Man will rise tomorrow
And reclaim his power again
When he gets weak
He seeks…
…he seeks…
…he seeks…
…he may not know what it is…
…when he sees it…he knows…
IT’S JUST IN HIM…
Hey! Mister Bangaw
Bakit ka nang-iistorbo?
Kahit na binibugaw
Gusto mo’ng pagkain ko?
Isang araw, pumunta ako sa isang fastfood. Syempre tanghali, nakakagutom. Umorder ako ng fried chicken meal na may gravy. Tapos softdrink ang inumin ko. Pagkatapos kong magbayad humanap ako ng table. Madaming kumakain, halos puno, pero ok lang nakahanap na ako ng mauupuan. Ako lang mag-isa, paki ko, eh wala ako kasama eh. Nung kakain na ako may isang langaw na na umaaligid, gustong dumapo sa chicken ko. Sabi ko, "Shhhhhs! langaw alis diyan!" sabay binugaw ko ng kamay papalayo, lumayo naman. After 3 seconds bumalik ulit, di nagtanda ang langaw. Ngayon gusto namang lumapag sa softdrinks ko. Niwasiswas ko ulit kamay ko. Sabi ko, "Langyang langaw ka umalis ka nga!" sabay kuha ng dyaryo kong libre. Di ko na hinampas kasi lumayo. Sinundan ko nang tingin, pero biglang nawala. After 5 seconds, ayan na naman sya.
Hoy! Mister Bangaw
Bakit ka nang-iistorbo?
Ba’t di ka dun lumipat
Gusto mo’ng pagkain ko?
Pesteng langaw yan o. Ba’t ba kasi sa akin ka pa pupunta. Sa dinami-dami ba namang tao dito sa akin ka pa dikit ng dikit. Pagbinugaw mo naman, lalayo nga, pero babalik ulit sa iyo. May pagkain naman sa ibang table. Masmarami pang pagkain sa iba. Bakit kasi hindi sya lumipat ng table, ano bang meron sa akin? Naligo naman ako. Mas mukhang mabaho pa yung isa dun…amoy ko pa hanggang dito. Kadiri, pero sakin ka nag…naknang…wala na…eto na talaga di na ako makakapagpigil pa. Hahampasin na kitang langaw ka!
Hi! Mister Bangaw
Bakit ka nang-iistorbo?
Kahit na binibugaw
Gusto mo’ng pamalo ko?
Hinampas ko ng dyaryo sa ere, umiwas. Hinapas ko ulit, umilag. Dumapo sa table…PAK! Nawala, san kaya nagpunta. Wala na sya.
Pagtingin ko sa ibabaw ng kanin ko, nakatitig sya sa mukha ko…pucha.
Hey! Mister Bangaw
Mister Bangaw
Mister Bangaw
Hey! Mister Bangaw
Mister Bangaw
Mister Bangaw
Tas may sumunod na isa, masmalaki pa sa kanya, dumapo na sa baso ko. Basta yung maiitim na makintab ang pwet. Yak! Binugaw ko sya…SAPUL…hindi yung bangaw, yung baso ko, tumapon ang laman. Kalat. Basa. Kakahiya.
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Sabi ng staff, papalitan nya softdrinks ko…pati narin ang kanin. Pumayag naman akong parang tanga. Eh ano ngayon, kelangan kong kumain eh. After isang minuto may narinig akong "BZZT-BZZT!" dun sa dulo. Hah, may blue light insect killer pala, wala palang silbi yun. Pero napatingin ako sa gravy ko nung may narinig akong "bzzzzzzzzzzzzzt"…abay akalain mo. Alam mo yung mas malaki sa bangaw ng kulay gray and black na may buhok-buhok pa sa pwet. Kadiri.
Walkout.
At last, bahay na, tutulog na ako. After 2 hours, may langaw na dadapo sa tenga mo. OF ALL THE PLACES MEYN!
